Penis Arrested For D.U.I.

Well it happens to the best of them and now you can add Penis' name to the long list of celebrities with mugshots. TMZ has reported today that Dong Prick Pudd ( aka Penis ) was arrested early this morning for driving under the influence of alcohol. After a hard night of partying at LA's famous Viper Room, Penis was picked up at 3:38 AM by LA's finest.

Penis' attorney Robert Cockran (no relation to the late Johnnie Cochran of O.J. Simpson fame) confirmed that his client was pulled over in his black Corvette convertible early this morning. Mr. Penis was also charged with indecent exposure for driving completely nude. Police said Penis' trademark diamond encrusted jock strap was found in the passenger seat. Penis was released after spending seven hours in lock-up and blowing almost double the legal limit ( 0.15 ) on a breathalyzer test.

My question to the public - when will celebrities learn? Speeding at 3:00 in the morning? Nude in a black Corvette? As if the police aren't going to notice a 6ft. 8in. penis in a convertible doing 80 miles an hour. It is time for celebrities to grow up and be better role-models. Mr. Penis is rich, can he not afford to pay for a limo? I for one am let down and it will not be anytime soon that I take my children to one of Penis' "block buster" films.

Maybe it's just me, but I expected more from such a huge cock!



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