Original Washington Monument

Americans love George Washington. Our first President and Revolutionary War Hero is so beloved, that our nations capital was named after him. If you ever visit Washington D.C., be sure to check out the Washington Monument, you can't miss it.

What many Americans don't know, is that this drawing was the original design. This is one of those things they never taught in history class, trust me, you would not forget this shit. In the long run, the men in power decided to go with another design, but sometimes I sit back and think about what could have been.

Take A look at this original drawing and ask yourself, "Could there be a better monument to the man that founded our country"? I think not.

Washington deserves a giant cock to go with his giant balls.

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Penis Arrested For D.U.I.

Well it happens to the best of them and now you can add Penis' name to the long list of celebrities with mugshots. TMZ has reported today that Dong Prick Pudd ( aka Penis ) was arrested early this morning for driving under the influence of alcohol. After a hard night of partying at LA's famous Viper Room, Penis was picked up at 3:38 AM by LA's finest.

Penis' attorney Robert Cockran (no relation to the late Johnnie Cochran of O.J. Simpson fame) confirmed that his client was pulled over in his black Corvette convertible early this morning. Mr. Penis was also charged with indecent exposure for driving completely nude. Police said Penis' trademark diamond encrusted jock strap was found in the passenger seat. Penis was released after spending seven hours in lock-up and blowing almost double the legal limit ( 0.15 ) on a breathalyzer test.

My question to the public - when will celebrities learn? Speeding at 3:00 in the morning? Nude in a black Corvette? As if the police aren't going to notice a 6ft. 8in. penis in a convertible doing 80 miles an hour. It is time for celebrities to grow up and be better role-models. Mr. Penis is rich, can he not afford to pay for a limo? I for one am let down and it will not be anytime soon that I take my children to one of Penis' "block buster" films.

Maybe it's just me, but I expected more from such a huge cock!



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Assassination of a dick

He was a patsy, this dick didn't do it. Just wait till Oliver Stone sees this. The story behind this pic will make one hell of a movie.

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Vagina Defeats Penis

After all the election problems the U.S. has had in the last couple years, many people have forgotten about this fuck-up. Thank God vagina didn't really win that election, (Can you say "weak on terrorism"?) Penis did great things for this country and his wealthy penis friends.

Life is good, if you're a huge cock!

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Abu Ghraib Was Hell On Dicks

We "the public" are just starting to see what the hell was going on at "Abu Ghraib Prison", the way they treated DICKS at this prison is crazy. Take a look a this sketch and you will get the picture. Thank God we are Americans! And thank God we didn't piss off the Bush administration. Very, very disturbing.

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John Holmes' Distant Relative

One of Leonardo da Vinci's original drawings of Vitruvian Man. Very very rare. A little known fact is that, the model da Vinci based this sketch on was John Holmes' distant relative.

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Trick E. Dick

Who is this dick kidding? "I am not a dick." This jerk was so full of shit. The memories this picture brings back are very sad ones. Thank god for great reporters like Woodhard and Cockstein. With the help of their secret informant, known only as "Deepanus", Woodhard and Cockstein broke the story that led to Tricky Dick's resignation. Want this image on a t-shirt and other great products? Check these links - PEN 15 CLUB STORE or our Printfection store

American Hero - General Penis

General Penis. A great American hero. He was one of our finest leaders during WW2. A fearless warrior, General Penis didn't take shit from anyone. He never should have slapped that soldier, but damn, what a stud.

Someone should make a movie about this guy.

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Bull Cock

Remember that picture of a lab mouse with the human ear growing out of it's back? (If you don't, google that shit.) Well the same crazy doctor (Dr. Frankenpenis) is back at it. This time he used a bull and grew some big old cocks. John Wayne Bobbit is hoping for a transplant. The whole thing may seem weird to you, but I say, What guy wouldn't want a huge F-ing bull penis? One other note, P.E.T.A is super pissed.

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